What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What's worse than this That :(

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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