- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

whats white and sticky glue

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What do you call a banana? A banana.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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