Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Anti Joke

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