- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Invisible Children Foundation.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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