- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

women's rights

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Uh... What was emulating again?

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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