- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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