- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

If the 49ers won the superbowl

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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