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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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