- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Fat people

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

a chinese man pays the full price

I went to work today....

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

N-E Pats never cheated

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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