i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

Jersey Shore.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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