- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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