- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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