- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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