why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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