- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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