- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Ain't idn't a word.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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