How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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