A black student graduated High School

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What's two plus two? Window

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Badabing.

Sir, your wife is dead

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Albert your flies undone.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Justin beiber..

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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