We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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