Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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mark is religion

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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