A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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oh hey.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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