What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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