- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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