why was Ralph depressed? Because his family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn’t quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family’s murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family’s killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer’s whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers’ home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers’ body-guards, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Foghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Foghorn’s life didn’t, and wouldn’t, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him “You’re finally home Ralph, you’re finally home.”

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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What's your blood type? Red.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Ms Leong Sux

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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you give like i give lomain

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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Anti Joke

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