- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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