what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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