- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

why am I writing this...im bored

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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