- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Coldpaly is a good band

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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