John lazzaro likes dick

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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A man goes to the potty.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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