ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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