- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Fat people

I went to work today....

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

N-E Pats never cheated

a chinese man pays the full price

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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