Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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mitchell palmer sucks

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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France had one revolution

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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