What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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