- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Pineapple.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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