How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

the NAACP

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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