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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What fires shots? A gun

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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