I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

what are three short words? i a am

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

justin beiber sucks

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

you...

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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