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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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