- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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