- Anti Joke

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?