Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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