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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Jordan is pregant

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

women's rights

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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