- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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