- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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