- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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