For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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eat a hot dog

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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