What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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