Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

knock knock!? . . No.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

whats white and sticky glue

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Knock, Knock Who's There

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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