What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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