What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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A black person dies.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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Me Neither.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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